http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/03/04/ie6.funeral/index.html

It's about time!  I would go and throw dirt on that body, for sure.  Anybody who has developed for the web knows what a huge PITA it is to develop something for IE6.  Even on here.  At this point I just put a warning up, it's politely worded, but I wish I could say, "You tool.  What are you doing using a 10 year old browser that is arguably the worst of the worst?"

• The relationship was flagging and we didn't like each other too much any more.  Suddenly one night we couldn't keep our hands off of each other and ended up fucking in the front seat of his truck in a dark corner of the parking lot.
• A then-boyfriend requested we get drunk, cover our bed in plastic sheeting and cover ourselves in oil. Remarkably fun!
• A Friend-with-Benefits used to finger me so well that I would routinely come so hard I passed out.
• The first time (after Christian school) that I tried anal penetration I used a vibrator on my clit, he entered me from behind and there was a butt-plug in my ass.
• He bought me shoes that were too high for me to walk in but for him I wore them all the way up to his hotel room where he laid me out on the bed with my head hanging over the side.  He strapped a vibrator to me and then he face-fucked me until he came all over my neck.

• Flogging Molly
• Gogol Bordello
• The Hippos, a ska band in the 90's
• The Klezmatics
• Daft Punk

• It was so uneventful that when I saw him later I'd forgotten I'd had sex with him.
• I went down on a girl I met in a lesbian bar and I was so bad that she just asked me just to cuddle.
• We tried to have sex but I was too dry and he had no lube. On accident I admitted I was cheating.
• He brought a friend home from the bar and while he and I were having sex his friend became violently ill in the bathroom that shared a wall with our bedroom.  When I asked to stop he said, "Don't worry, I'm almost done!"
• Right after he inserted himself his brother yelled, "You have a phone call!"  He replied, "I'll be right there!" pumped twice, was done, and left to get his phone call.

• I had gastroenteritis returning from my first modeling trip on a Greyhound bus
• I got the flu at AVN 2008
• I got alcohol poisoning on my 20th birthday and I was too afraid of being busted for underage drinking to go to the hospital
• A then-boyfriend fixed all the computers in a school system.  He brought home every cold that season.  I was sick 10 times over one fall through spring.