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I'm a human being, a web designer, an environmentalist, a college co-ed and a professional naked person.  Or perhaps a bit beyond simply a professional naked person, as I do fetish and porn things whilst being naked (or in varying states of undress).  There are many other things that I am, but I suppose we're just sticking to the pertinent ones here.  

I'm just your friendly neighborhood nudie model.  There are lots of us out there, I bet you that you know some of us in real life and you have no idea.  I'm an office temp sometimes and nobody I work with has ever had any idea.  Makes me feel like a superhero.  We are just normal people, only we get naked in public.  I'm pretty awesome and I think that you would like me if we were friends, so I shall endeavor to make that happen.  Come, let us hang out together

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Isobel's Top 5

Top Five Worst Times I've Had Sex

  • It was so uneventful that when I saw him later I'd forgotten I'd had sex with him.
  • I went down on a girl I met in a lesbian bar and I was so bad that she just asked me just to cuddle.
  • We tried to have sex but I was too dry and he had no lube. On accident I admitted I was cheating.
  • He brought a friend home from the bar and while he and I were having sex his friend became violently ill in the bathroom that shared a wall with our bedroom.  When I asked to stop he said, "Don't worry, I'm almost done!"
  • Right after he inserted himself his brother yelled, "You have a phone call!"  He replied, "I'll be right there!" pumped twice, was done, and left to get his phone call.

Poll

Who was the best Catwoman?

Eartha Kitt - 0%
Julie Newmar - 0%
Halle Berry - 100%
Michelle Pfeiffer - 0%

Total votes: 1
The voting for this poll has ended on: 04 Dec 2011 - 20:19

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